You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with power.
The power of voodoo
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Remind me of the babe......

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"Tossing dwarves into a sea of farts from a pedalo made of smoke."

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Tuesday = Greggday
Thursday = Lee Pace Thursday
Friday = Beard Porn Friday
Sat & Sun = ALL the random shit. Usually food. And interiors.

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When you come out as trans, people sometimes take a while to adjust to your new pronouns, or don’t quite understand.

So we launched a new campaign to help! An article that introduces the topic, a video with a rundown from trans young people, and a web app where you can learn and practice pronouns!

Here’s our easy way to help your friends and family get your pronouns right and understand why it’s important.

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Hawkeye vs Deadpool #0

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FOR MY FELLOW ARACHNOPHOBES. A simple yet effective way of keeping our spider friends out of the house this autumn. Because spiders are our friends.
For around £5ish, you can buy a pot of 60 peppermint oil capsules from Holland & Barrett.
- Get yourself an empty spray bottle
- Boil the kettle
- Pop 20 or so of the capsules into the spray bottle with a little cold water
- Pour in boiling water to slowly melt the capsules
- Spray all doorways, windows, nooks and crannies of your house with the oil spray
- For an extra kick, you can gently pierce a capsule and place it in the corners of windows and above doorways.
This will keep out our spider friends without hurting them and leave your house smelling deliciously minty fresh!
Also, i suggest lavender oil for your burners aswell as citronella candles.
And, of course, the old faithful - CONKERS. Place them in corners, window sills and anywhere else that our spider friends might lurk.

I hope thats useful for people who are as scared of spiders as i am!

#spiders #SpiderSeason #Arachophobia #Arachophobes




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Every doorway, window, nook and cranny in the house has now been sprayed with peppermint oil.

As soon as the conkers appeared, i’m stuffing as many as i can carry into bags and filling the house with them.

Lastly, just stocked up online with lavender oil for my burner.

I know that spiders are our friends, i just don’t want them in the house. And they are MASSIVE this autumn. I’ve never seen such huge spiders.

Sorry spider friends. Its staying outside for you this spider season.

Preparing for spider season.


Tumblr, can you please spread awareness of the riots currently breaking out in Glasgow city centre in George Square -
Union supporters have begun rioting in the city waving Union Jacks, saluting Nazis and attacking nationalists.
Absolutely nothing is being reported on BBC News, Sky News or ITV news! Spread the word!

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Hello, my name is Strong Female Character, and my secret power is reaffirming the heterosexuality of the disproportionately male cast.

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I may have woken up at 5.45 on a Saturday morning but i managed to get 6 consecutive hours sleep. Felt so good when i woke up that i donned the Hawk gear and went for an hours power walk.