CAW CAW MUTHAFUCKERS

demureserendipity: secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:33:39 +0100

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

basically yeah

lunasdead: jakeenglish: i dont think anyone in america is interested in being in any way involved...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:33:27 +0100

lunasdead:

jakeenglish:

i dont think anyone in america is interested in being in any way involved in that eurovision thing

Just let us have our fun

We listen to America’s parties (July the 4th, Super Bowl, Independence Day (or something) ect. events that Europe doesn’t partake in (sometimes because we’re not allowed)) and don’t say shit

So plz

Let us have our gay dancing opera dubstep vampires take over your dash for a night

Plz

benedictatorship: sunshien: dear uk xoxo ireland dear ireland never mind, we’ll find love, the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:33:08 +0100

benedictatorship:

sunshien:

dear uk

xoxo ireland

dear ireland

never mind, we’ll find

love,

the uk

wolfcifer: You’re walking in the woods There’s no one around and your phone is dead Out of the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:31:23 +0100

wolfcifer:

You’re walking in the woods

There’s no one around and your phone is dead

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him:

gay opera dubstep vampire

lzbth: shut up america eurovision is all we have

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:31:01 +0100

lzbth:

shut up america eurovision is all we have

capitantightpants: *UK are 126 points behind the lead, with only 5 countries left to vote” Graham...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:55 +0100

capitantightpants:

*UK are 126 points behind the lead, with only 5 countries left to vote”

Graham Norton: Now I don’t THINK UK can win .. I’m not sure .. I’m not Carol Vorderman.

studjolras: i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:41 +0100

studjolras:

i dont understand the hype here i mean denmark was good but c’mon it was no elevated singing dracula with half naked men dancing slightly erotically

They should have just let Bonnie do Holding Out For A Hero and added a backdrop of an Avengers video...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:29:30 +0100

They should have just let Bonnie do Holding Out For A Hero and added a backdrop of an Avengers video montage.

That would have been solid fried gold.

I’m so so sorry to any of my followers right now that have no idea what Eurovision is.

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:25:45 +0100

I’m so so sorry to any of my followers right now that have no idea what Eurovision is.

sararye: allthegleefeels: DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:25:31 +0100

sararye:

allthegleefeels:

DO YOU HEAR THAT AMERICA??? THIS IS EUROPE NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW BECAUSE WE HAVE A GUY IN A WEIRD SEXUAL TENSION WITH HIS SHADOW IN A GLASS CAGE AND DRUNK GREEKS AND A SINGING JESUS AS WELL AS A SINGING CUPCAKE AND AN ITALIAN THAT MELTS THE HEARTS OF THE ENTIRE CONTINENT AND A FREAKING GAY TENOR VAMPIRE. YOU CAN’T TOP THAT, SUCKERS

diedholdinghands: ireland might have got more points this year if they’d actually sang my lovely...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:24:54 +0100

diedholdinghands:

ireland might have got more points this year if they’d actually sang my lovely horse

morgrana: you see in the UK it’s not about winning it’s about not coming last

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:24:29 +0100

morgrana:

you see in the UK it’s not about winning

it’s about not coming last

toukos: toukos: if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok shit

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:24:00 +0100

toukos:

toukos:

if the uk get more than 20 pts this year i’ll shave my hair off ok

shit

the-walking-superwholock: hipssway-lipslie: obviously-bored: gosiowo: painstiels: [AGGRESSIVELY...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:23:12 +0100

the-walking-superwholock:

hipssway-lipslie:

obviously-bored:

gosiowo:

painstiels:

[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]

I’m so sorry.

quick, Leo, catch one

its getting better with time

quote of the night on eurovision

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:21:24 +0100

quote of the night on eurovision

hypohumper: just when you think chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further you see this i m p o s...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:21:11 +0100

hypohumper:

just when you think

chris pine’s eyes can’t squint any further

you see this

i m p o s s i b l e

I need a compliation of all of Graham’s best comments from tonight.

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:20:29 +0100

I need a compliation of all of Graham’s best comments from tonight.

agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:19:42 +0100

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

youknowyourebritishwhen: Just saw this on my dash!

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:18:45 +0100

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Just saw this on my dash!

Photo

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:18:13 +0100